Here is a self made man who knows himself
B. Hussein on O'Bama
"He's young and inexperienced and he's got a funny name. And did I mention he's black?"
Jeeze, he finally got something right!! Can we get a poster of that?
Thursday, July 3, 2008
"My object all sublime..."
Also from Mikado, "As someday it may happen that a victim must be found..." my list is short.
The start of this thread on American Thinker is about how the B. Hussein campaign is perfect material for satire. The whole campaign is a parody of itself. Every airy fairy statement and off limits edict is perfect for a hit. The Poser Posters are made for graffiti. Now will someone please, please do some Photoshop to put a brush (no typo, just a generic way of saying a Hitler mustache) mustache on another and a curly 'stach with van dyke on a second. How about a pedophile mustache on a third. The other edits are for those with more artistic imagination than I. Sales of B. Hussein posters and markers should explode! Heh... heh.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/KG3/BFH_nope.jpg
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http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Hope_Chope.gif
http://www.thedissidentfrogman.com/images/uploads/ob-hamas.gif
More .. (more applause) ... encore ...encore ... bravo
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Poster_Clinton_Grope.gif
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Carter_Dope.gif
The start of this thread on American Thinker is about how the B. Hussein campaign is perfect material for satire. The whole campaign is a parody of itself. Every airy fairy statement and off limits edict is perfect for a hit. The Poser Posters are made for graffiti. Now will someone please, please do some Photoshop to put a brush (no typo, just a generic way of saying a Hitler mustache) mustache on another and a curly 'stach with van dyke on a second. How about a pedophile mustache on a third. The other edits are for those with more artistic imagination than I. Sales of B. Hussein posters and markers should explode! Heh... heh.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/KG3/BFH_nope.jpg
http://www.thedissidentfrogman.com/images/uploads/ob-hamas.gif
More .. (more applause) ... encore ...encore ... bravo
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Poster_Clinton_Grope.gif
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Carter_Dope.gif
B. Streisand Backs B. Hussein
And what part of her intellect, executive experience and management recommends anyone to follow her choice of B. Hussein? Sh*t, just another brainless entertainer. BTW, didn't she endorse Kerry and Gore and Clinton and Mcgovern and Edwards and ...? Seems there is a theme here. With the same old lyrics. Unlikely to set a record.
Unlikely News
Barbra Streisand changes tunes from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama
Unlikely News
Barbra Streisand, the [in]famous singer who was being discovered by radio stations back when someone named Barack Obama was being born, confirms to The Ticket this afternoon that she's supporting Obama and has offered to help in his presidential campaign. 
Streisand's personal spokeswoman, Marge Tabankin, says talks are underway with the campaign in Chicago to decide what exact role Streisand will play in the presumptive Democratic nominee's efforts to win the White House.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Gun Wisdom: from a friend's e-mail
"Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!' Dr. Who Darleks Self protection works. An armed society is a polite one.
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either.
The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
As John Steinbeck once said:
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him
'Why do you carry a .45?'
The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a .46.'
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.
'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?'
'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.' [me, a shotgun]
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there's more!
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
To which I said, Of course it's loaded, it won't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?'
My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.
'To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.'
I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him,
but because he loves what is behind him."
Judge Slaps $200 Fines On Men Whose Cell Phones Rang In Court
"My object all sublime, I shall achieve in time, to let the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime." The Mikado Mikado
Justice News Service
The title 'Justice of the Peace' takes on new meaning in an Atlanta courtroom, where a judge has slapped a $200 fine on two men whose ringing cell phones went off within minutes of each other in the middle of a hearing.
Atlanta Municipal Court Judge Herman Sloan held the two men in contempt of court for the auditory interruptions. While he finished hearing cases on his docket, he had the two men sit out the time in the jury box. Then, he offered them each a sentence with a choice: a $200 fine or 10 days in jail.
The first man claimed his cell phone was turned off. The second man [was a liar, too, and] claimed he was late to court and hadn't heard an earlier announcement warning people to silence their phones. Either way, the judge was none too pleased, and was quick to take action.
Both men chose the $200 fine.
Justice News Service
The title 'Justice of the Peace' takes on new meaning in an Atlanta courtroom, where a judge has slapped a $200 fine on two men whose ringing cell phones went off within minutes of each other in the middle of a hearing.
Atlanta Municipal Court Judge Herman Sloan held the two men in contempt of court for the auditory interruptions. While he finished hearing cases on his docket, he had the two men sit out the time in the jury box. Then, he offered them each a sentence with a choice: a $200 fine or 10 days in jail.
The first man claimed his cell phone was turned off. The second man [was a liar, too, and] claimed he was late to court and hadn't heard an earlier announcement warning people to silence their phones. Either way, the judge was none too pleased, and was quick to take action.
Both men chose the $200 fine.
12,000 Laptops Lost Each Week at US Airports
Now just how does this work. 12,000/100 = 120 laptops per airport per week. 120/7 = 16 laptops per airport per day. [Calcs rounded for the non-math 98% part of the population.] If that sounds high, the stats would have 67 airports with 48 or more laptops lost per day.
Suspect some folks start with real numbers then decide they are no longer dramatic enough and nobody will notice. GOTCHA! Again. Best guess is 60 per week for all. That would still become 12,000 per year, but Dilbert rules. BTW Ponemon is pushing security software; no surprise. Yahoo for the rest
Undiginfied News Service
In these digital times, it seems as though everything about us these days is reduced to bits and bytes and stored on computers -- so it's only fair to ask that those computers be secure. Well, according to a new study by the Ponemon Institute, half of all the business travelers surveyed said they fly regularly with important information on their laptops. Most of them -- more than two thirds -- don't use any type of security system in the event that laptops are lost or stolen.
Clearly, this is bad news, especially since the study also estimates that about 12,000 laptops are lost every week (based on interviews with officials at 106 American airports). This means business travelers are losing several laptops a week. Eventually, one of those laptops is going to be loaded with our Social Security numbers and names.
Suspect some folks start with real numbers then decide they are no longer dramatic enough and nobody will notice. GOTCHA! Again. Best guess is 60 per week for all. That would still become 12,000 per year, but Dilbert rules. BTW Ponemon is pushing security software; no surprise. Yahoo for the rest
Undiginfied News Service
In these digital times, it seems as though everything about us these days is reduced to bits and bytes and stored on computers -- so it's only fair to ask that those computers be secure. Well, according to a new study by the Ponemon Institute, half of all the business travelers surveyed said they fly regularly with important information on their laptops. Most of them -- more than two thirds -- don't use any type of security system in the event that laptops are lost or stolen.
Clearly, this is bad news, especially since the study also estimates that about 12,000 laptops are lost every week (based on interviews with officials at 106 American airports). This means business travelers are losing several laptops a week. Eventually, one of those laptops is going to be loaded with our Social Security numbers and names.
NY drops claims against Grasso after court defeat
Here's yet another state AG handed his head for under-thinking and over-politicizing the office. Long may they fail.
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) - The four-year legal battle over former NYSE Chairman Richard Grasso's $187.5 million compensation package ended Tuesday when a New York appeals court dismissed claims against him of excessive pay and the state's top prosecutor said the case was closed.
"We have reviewed the court's opinion and determined that an appeal would not be warranted," Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's spokesman Alex Detrick said. "Thus, for all intents and purposes, the Grasso case is over."
Cuomo's announcement came soon after the Appellate Division of State Supreme Court ruled the attorney general's authority to pursue two remaining claims against Grasso lapsed when the New York Stock Exchange changed in 2005 from a nonprofit to a for-profit corporation. Last week, the Court of Appeals, New York's highest court, dismissed four common law claims against the 2003 compensation package.
The midlevel court concluded Tuesday that seeking to recover money for two remaining claims under New York's Not-For-Profit Corporation Law would simply benefit the NYSE's private owners. The court also dismissed a claim against Home Depot founder Kenneth Langone, who was chairman of the exchange's compensation committee and was accused of misleading other NYSE board members about Grasso's pay.
Justice James McGuire wrote that based on case law and the "evident purpose" of the not-for-profit law, the attorney general's authority to pursue the claims "lapsed" when the NYSE became a for-profit corporation. He wrote for the court majority.
NY drops claims against Grasso after court defeat
Unknown News ServiceALBANY, N.Y. (AP) - The four-year legal battle over former NYSE Chairman Richard Grasso's $187.5 million compensation package ended Tuesday when a New York appeals court dismissed claims against him of excessive pay and the state's top prosecutor said the case was closed.
"We have reviewed the court's opinion and determined that an appeal would not be warranted," Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's spokesman Alex Detrick said. "Thus, for all intents and purposes, the Grasso case is over."
Cuomo's announcement came soon after the Appellate Division of State Supreme Court ruled the attorney general's authority to pursue two remaining claims against Grasso lapsed when the New York Stock Exchange changed in 2005 from a nonprofit to a for-profit corporation. Last week, the Court of Appeals, New York's highest court, dismissed four common law claims against the 2003 compensation package.
The midlevel court concluded Tuesday that seeking to recover money for two remaining claims under New York's Not-For-Profit Corporation Law would simply benefit the NYSE's private owners. The court also dismissed a claim against Home Depot founder Kenneth Langone, who was chairman of the exchange's compensation committee and was accused of misleading other NYSE board members about Grasso's pay.
Justice James McGuire wrote that based on case law and the "evident purpose" of the not-for-profit law, the attorney general's authority to pursue the claims "lapsed" when the NYSE became a for-profit corporation. He wrote for the court majority.
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